- how can u make a stupid person laugh on tuesday?
tell him a joke on monday. - what starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
Post officE. - how many seconds are there in a year?
twelce. 2nd of January, 2nd of February... - waiter, there's a fly in my soup!!
Don't worry sir, the spider in your salad will get it. - Waiter, i'm in a hurry. will my pizza be long?
No, it will be round. - Waiter, this soup tastes funny!
why aren't you laughing then? - Waiter, how long will my sausages be?
oh, about eight centimetres. - Waiter, how did this fly get in my soup?!
I guess it flew. - Teacher: how was your holiday, penny?
Penny: great! my brother and i spent the whole time on the beach, burying each other in the sand.
Teacher: that sounds like fun
Penny: daddy says we can go back next year and find him. - you are so dumb you burnt your ear because you were ironing when the phone rang.
- you are so dumb you burnt your other ear when the caller rang back.
- you are so dumb you take your bicycle to bed because you don't want to walk in your sleep.
- you are so dumb you threw away your guitar because it had a hole in it.
- you are so dumb you told you teacher you couldnt write an essay on goldfish because you didnt have any waterproof ink.
- you are so dumb you got fired from the banana factory for throwing out all the bent ones.
- Teacher: thats the stupidest boy in the whole school.
Mother: thats my son.
Teacher: oh! im so sorry!
Mother: you're sorry? - you are so dumb you saw a moose's head hanging on a wall and went into the next room to find the rest of it!
well,, i think thats all for today. coz im sleepy. hahahhaa.
hope u guys lyk it.
hehehehhe..
vaNn -
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