Aug 11, 2006

jokes

well,, karna gw baek, gw mo nulis bbrp jokes / funny insults d sini. hope u understand and lyk it! hehehehehehehe.. here goes..

  • how can u make a stupid person laugh on tuesday?
    tell him a joke on monday.
  • what starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
    Post officE.
  • how many seconds are there in a year?
    twelce. 2nd of January, 2nd of February...
  • waiter, there's a fly in my soup!!
    Don't worry sir, the spider in your salad will get it.
  • Waiter, i'm in a hurry. will my pizza be long?
    No, it will be round.
  • Waiter, this soup tastes funny!
    why aren't you laughing then?
  • Waiter, how long will my sausages be?
    oh, about eight centimetres.
  • Waiter, how did this fly get in my soup?!
    I guess it flew.
  • Teacher: how was your holiday, penny?
    Penny: great! my brother and i spent the whole time on the beach, burying each other in the sand.
    Teacher: that sounds like fun
    Penny: daddy says we can go back next year and find him.
  • you are so dumb you burnt your ear because you were ironing when the phone rang.
  • you are so dumb you burnt your other ear when the caller rang back.
  • you are so dumb you take your bicycle to bed because you don't want to walk in your sleep.
  • you are so dumb you threw away your guitar because it had a hole in it.
  • you are so dumb you told you teacher you couldnt write an essay on goldfish because you didnt have any waterproof ink.
  • you are so dumb you got fired from the banana factory for throwing out all the bent ones.
  • Teacher: thats the stupidest boy in the whole school.
    Mother: thats my son.
    Teacher: oh! im so sorry!
    Mother: you're sorry?
  • you are so dumb you saw a moose's head hanging on a wall and went into the next room to find the rest of it!

well,, i think thats all for today. coz im sleepy. hahahhaa.
hope u guys lyk it.
hehehehhe..

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